Cro-Bot

http://www.myspace.com/robotichardcore

I don't give a rat's ass if this is old meme, Cro-Bot deserves to be recognized. If you've ever wanted to hear a robot belt out classics such as "Hard Times" and "Vocal Test" now is your chance.

my gift to you

ABBAmetal: A Tribute to ABBA

1. Summer Night City - Therion
2. Thank You For the Music - Metalium
3. Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! - Sinergy
4. Money, Money, Money - At Vance
5. Voulez Vouz - Morgana Lefay
6. S.O.S. - Paradox
7. Take A Chance On Me - Rough Silk
8. Chiquitita - Spiral Tower
9. Eagle - Sargant Fury
10. One of Us - Flowing Tears
11. Waterloo - Nation
12. Super Trouper - Custard
13. Knowing Me, Knowing You - Tad Morose
14. Dancing Queen - Glow



this is ridiculous

appreciate mark gormley, green screen, & sweet graphics

a friendly chicago psa

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-serial-rapist-19-feb19,0,7156225.story

attn: all chicagoans. keep your eyes open for a douche bag walking around raping girls in the am. he has been described as a short black guy with a goatee. this loser has been attacking women in the logan square and bucktown areas, the last one happening off of the western blue line stop. be safe!

FML

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

Today, my friends and I decided that we were going to make fun of our teacher by laughing as hard as we could at the first thing he said because he was always cracking horrible jokes. He walked in and told us his father had just passed. I was the only one to laugh. FML



I can not stop reading http://www.fmylife.com/

Night Owl #4

Have you had a second to check out the 4th issue of my friend Charlie's zine the Night Owl yet? If not, today is your lucky day because I have uploaded it for you all! Inside you'll find Thought Crusade interviews, a recipe for the Night Owl Burger, 86 Mentality reviews, and more.




click here to download full size jpgs



Keep your eyes open for #5 coming soon.